Update, Ho!
This past Friday, our evening staffer put out the recycling bin so the mall maintenance staff could empty it. Sometime between when she left that night, and when I showed up to open the store the next morning, our recycling bin vanished. Now as far as I know, bins like that are not want to pick themselves up and jet off to Vegas for a weekend of binge parties, gambling and trying to get a gig as a corpse on an episode of CSI. This can only mean that someone else walked off with our recycling bin.
I know, I know: I'm thinking it too. What sort of a deranged idiot steals a recycling bin? Well, apparently the answer to that is: someone who's traversed our mall before. Thankfully, when apprised of the situation, the mall admins managed to find us a replacement recycling bin--and put our name on the side of it in big, black permanent marker letters. I'm trusting that the next time we put this one out, it'll still be there waiting at the front doors the next day. If it's not, I'm going to have to sadly admit that KW is so silly that it's under siege from a ring of recycling bin thieves.
In other news, yesterday I saw the following slogan on the slingbag of a university student:
Lighten Up!
Be Juicy!
And I'm inclined to agree with it. We should all try to be a little juicy, as Soilent Green is so 1970's.
I've also been entertaining the idea of taking
The Lord of the Rings, and switching all the main villains into LOLcats. Imagine if, in
Fellowship, down in the mines of Moria Gandolf goes up against the epic, fiery Basement Cat LOLrog. I can just see how that would go:
LOLrog: "CHEEZBURGER!!!"
Gandolf: "You! Shall not! Has!"
I'd also like to point here that I am not responsible for any broken keyboards due to you smacking your head against it after reading that cleverly idiotic little pun. ^-^
Labels: come back recycling bin come back, Happy Juicy Engrish Slogan Funtime, LOLrogs
posted by Phillip at 7:22 AM
